Once Again…Cydney Quotables

After going No. 2 on the potty:

Me: Way to go, Cydey! *Singing Tom Jones* “She’s a lady!”

Cydney: *Singing back* “I’m not a la-day!”

Cydney: My name is not Cydney! I’m a princess!

Me: What’s your name?

Cydney: Sofia the first.

Me: Cydney!

Cydney: Hmm?

“I’m gonna kill everyone in the car!”

“I feel like smacking somebody…”

Me: Cydney, come and eat breakfast.

Cydney: Maybe later.

Sitting in her stroller on the train:

“Princess man, get me out the stroller!  You’re restraining me!”

Me: Cydney, it’s time to get out of the bath.

Cydney: Not yet.  I’m not wrinkled.

My mother:  Cydney that stinky in your diaper is nasty.  You’re too old for that.

Cydney: Well, I’m gonna keep my doo doo.

At 11:30 PM:

Cydney: First, we’re gonna watch Piture Perfect (Pitch Perfect), the n Sofia the First, Disney Princesses, Cartoons, and then Breaking Bad.

Me: Cydney, you’re bugging.

Cydney: You’re bugging.

Me: What’s my name?

Cydney: You’re Princess Man, Chad!

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