Brushing hair:
“I’m brushing with the little comb. Ahh, yeah. That’s the spot!”
“The dog is sick. She needs medicine to be healthy.”
“I turned on the light so our room could have legular dark.”
“Cydney, did you make stinky in your pants?
Yes I made it myself!”
“It’s wintering!!!”
Me: Cydney, Santa just sent you this letter saying that you may be on the naughty list.
Cydney: That’s hilarious.
“Cydney Claus is coming!”
Cydney wanted to do something and I said no:
*sobbing* “Princess Man you’ve ruined my life!”
Looks down at shirt. Points at it:
“It says I ❤ mommy!”
…I was floored because she can’t read yet but she knew the shirt said this.
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