It’s about that time again…Cydney’s preschool had their annual Spring Fling show. My daughter nor I couldn’t be any more excited than we were for it. I couldn’t wait until see my baby showcase her talents at this this particular school before starting kindergarten. Unfortunately, that means that I have to sit through all of these other kids doing shit, too. A few months ago, I posted my my commentary of both Cydney and my nephew’s Christmas shows and thought I should do it again. Soooooo here we go!
Cydney whispered to her friend "my dad bought flowers"
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Look at my muthafuckin kid! pic.twitter.com/7v7kpdIwYj
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…and now to sit through everyone else's children.
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One of the teachers who left is back to host the show…according to Cydney, she heard said teacher saying she almost got arrested
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Pre K one doing their black history salute by having the kids dress up as them.
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Jason doesn't want to leave the stage.
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Okay, this little girl is adorable in her boxing outfit as Lailah Ali
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Little Duke Ellington is dressed just like Little Langston Hughes
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The kids bring in their Easter outfit and are told who they are going to be.
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Little Shirley Chisholm got a wig on!
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…and a Hello Kitty purse
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As cute as this is…I'm already over it.
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The boy with the ponytail is Al Sharpton, lmao.
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Crier count: 1
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Little Carlos Santana was over modeling and wanted his lollipop.
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One of these teachers has a short wig on this afternoon…she had a long wig this morning when I dropped Cyd off.
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And of course, two kids have to be Barack and Michelle Obama.
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They haven't quite perfected the spin under his arm thing.
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Cydney's class again.
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Cydney's class about to sing again.
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Gotta work on the rhythm thing.
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"Just do you. Somebody's gotta be the star…" fucking right, Cydney
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Gotta love little kids who shout sing in unison yet everyone is singing their own note.
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The host is telling the audience "When I say sak pase, you respond map boule."
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Crier count: 2
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Toddler time…2 and 3 year old modeling time.
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*browses the Internet until this segment is over*
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*checks out lineup for Hot 97's Summer Jam*
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*lurks a few ig pages hoping no one behind me is looking into my phone*
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Crier count: 3
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We had Lailah Ali in two classes and a Muhammad Ali erasing the same outfit. This Spring Fling is being sponsored by Everlast.
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They got a kid in a Knicks jersey, Jordan's, and glasses as Spike Lee…nailed it.
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Wait, the Everlast outfits weren't recycled. Each kid has their own.
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Here comes Cydney and the girls in their garb for a dance number.
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They just did an African dance number…or an African dance to a Haitian song. It was lit.
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Ayyyye pic.twitter.com/Mm5ZIOviMx
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Damn, I'm hungry
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*browses Facebook while the 3-4 year olds sing "Locomotion."*
Song makes me think of the Cosby show.
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Fashion show time…
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Up first: casual wear
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These little girls really be trying to switch their hips đŸ˜‚đŸ˜”
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This is the same show as last year
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Sleep wear on deck…
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And now it's summer wear time…
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*checks Snapchat until Cydney comes out*
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Cydney came out with some wedge heels!
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Well, that was an unceremonious ending.
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…someone's parent smells like weed.
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Our last show in preschool. https://t.co/3YCZvUn7Hn
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