“I’m crying my tears out. That wasn’t me crying my heart out, daddy.” “My toys is getting on my nerves!” Me: Cydney what are you eating? Cydney: I was eating my spit. “The police are driving Nunu (my grandmother who recently passed) to heaven so she can recharge” A three year […]
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Mommynoire: Three Years Olds Are Kinda Sorta A*sholes…With Flair Hello Everyone: This is a article I wrote for the good folks at Mommynoire where I wrote in response to an article in the Huffington Post entitles “Three Year Olds Are A*ssholes.” It’s an interesting take and I delve into the reasons why three year olds […]
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I want to thank everyone who participated, sent gifts, birthday wishes, and comments via social media, text messages, calls, and emails to my little girl. The pictures racked up over 500 likes within the course of the weekend. So enjoy.
Read More The Weekend In Pictures: Cydney Turns Three Edition
About two weeks ago Cydney got really sick. She had been throwing up all over the place, she was throwing up from the other end if you catch my drift, and she was feverishly warm. All she wanted to do was cuddle. At that time she didn’t need her Princess Man, she needed her daddy […]
Read More A Sad Day: No More Princess Man
I know everyone may not agree with this way of discipline…but I do. Cydney and I have been working on potty training now since August of 2012. Yes, a whole eighteen months. Cydney knows when to go but opts to do whatever else she wants to do instead until it’s too late. Tuesday afternoon I […]
Read More Cydney’s First Spanking
Cydney: *crouching and grabbing her crotch* something’s killing me! Me: *pulls her pants down to go potty* Could it be the SPOON in your underwear? *pulls out spoon* Cydney: *post pee pee* I peed a lot! I peed three cups off pee, doe. “It’s not tea. It’s not coffee. It’s my coffee-tea!” Me: You know […]
Read More Funny Cydney Quotables for The End of Your Week
While giving Cydney a bath it was time to wash her hair which she always gives a hard time about. It got real which lead to me at one time holding her upside down my her feet while her hair was being rinsed: “Why you dip me like a chip?” “That’s my boy. That’s my […]
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MommyNoire: NO, I DON’T THINK STRANGERS NEED TO GET OVER MY KID’S PUBLIC TANTRUMS Here’s the link to another post that I wrote for MommyNoire, giving my response to an article written by Caitln Cokely Butler about how she handles her toddler’s public temper tantrums. Read. Enjoy. Comment. Share.
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My mother and I were on a website the other night were you can purchase letters from Santa Clause to be sent to your children from the North Pole. We were browsing through the letters trying to pick which ones we would customize for Cydney and my nephew. As we sat there going over the […]
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